Um, why is everybody calling me a baby (sounds like: beh-bee)? Last time I checked I’m turning 11 in 5 days. 5 days! Do they know that I am basically 11? Do I need to wear a sign? I mean my brother barely gets called baby, but whenever he is on the phone he just gets called ma’am. I would rather be called ma’am. I am not a baby. Yep, it’s happening. Today I am going up to them, I am going to tell them…I AM NOT A BABY! Look at the photo. This is how little they think an 11 year old is.

(Note from the editor: Amelia orders hot chocolate at every meal.)